Annals of the Hub Cap King, Part I: "Because We Believed."

To Hubcap were granted glory in war and wide realms along the Broad Street, north and south.

In the Great Hall,our heroes feasted past dawn's arrival, rosy-fingered.

"Just drop your tribute on yonder wall," the King would say, "And we shall leave peace to our sons, and to our sons' sons, and to many a son of a gun to come! Hahaha!"

It was not to be. One by one, vassals disappeared, dragged from their beds of a dark night.